Gaz: Big in Japan


…and breath
March 25, 2009, 10:09 am
Filed under: Teaching, videogames

It’s over, it’s all over (for 2 weeks).

All the ceremonies are done with, all the kids on their appropriate shelves. I’m on to half days for the time being and various teachers are getting reshuffled around the county. I’ve not been hit too hard this year on the staff change front, but all the teachers that are leaving are ones that I really like, so it could have worked out better, but you never know. Maybe I’ll get some true legends in their place.

Leavers that bother me:

Mr F: stolen by James at Nokami! Primary school principal. The man is a legend and keeps lending me pirate DVD’s.

Mr Y: Stolen by James at Nokami….again. Junior high vice principal. Everyone loves this guy, he’s amiable and works really hard – is also perfectly happy for me to go home if there’s nothing to do.

Mr F (2): Also stolen by James at Nokami! Junior High school social studies teacher. Hilarious guy with a great rapport with the kids. He cheers up the place just by being.

Mr T (I pity da fool!): Retiring. He had a really unruly class this year, but he’s the only guy for the job, he could quash any rabble rousers with a glare. One of the last true hardass sensei’s left and I really appreciated his reign of terror over some of the less cooperative fools.

I guess those are the only four that really bother me. There are no people I “want” to leave perse, just those who have no real impact on me. I’m quite happy that my English teacher at my base school isn’t changing. We’ve worked together for 3 years so working together is the easiest thing in the world now. Starting up a new relationship is a tiring process so I’d rather go through it as few times as possible.

Other news: Just about finished Armored Core 4. The action is a delight and the visuals pretty considering it was a launch title. My only criticisms would be that the missions are all very short (none pass the 5 minute mark and some of the boss fights can be won or lost in under a minute), and the improved boosting system makes the build your own mech option slightly irrelevant, I have only changed about 5 or 6 parts on my AC since the start of the game whereas in previous versions  I was constantly tinkering with it.



Let it all be over, a rant by Gareth Williams
March 17, 2009, 1:27 pm
Filed under: rants | Tags: , ,

Towards the end of the third term, everyone stops  caring. The graduates all upped sticks and away, the entrance exams over and most of the textbooks now completed, it’s merely a coast to the finish. It’s usually around this time that I start really start losing my patience with kids who fuck around too much, to the point that I have a reputation for it at one of my smaller schools.

The reputation is deserved to say the least. There are a number of kids in this school who just fuck around and undermine the teachers authority. Ms. M who is a great person and has a wonderful relationship with the kids is only held back by her lack of discipline keeping ability. I guess it’s because she’s young and hasn’t gotten up to speed with class discipline yet – so I’ve been taking free reign to force it on the more unruly members of the class by: taking their stuff, yelling at them, physically escorting them back to their seats if they decide to fuck around. It’s actually starting to have an effect too .. I’ve probably lost my friendly foreigner image a lot but there’s no reason to be friendly to those who respond with fuck wittery . I’ve gotten so unfriendly towards certain students in fact that conversations like this are common:

Principal: I see N is in a bad mood today.

Teacher: Yeah, somethings up with him.

Principal: Gareth, did you yell at him today yet?

Oddly I hadn’t, but it seems that this one particular kid has complained about how much I yell at him for what he feels is regular activity.

I wouldn’t say there’s a general lack of discipline in schools here, I think to an extent issues are dealt with using the most even handed approach possible, but the issue is the lack of consequence for ones actions. suspension, expulsion and detention are never options, even banning from club activities doesn’t seem like something teachers are willing to revert to. In many cases of bad behaviour the parent will often also launch to blame the teachers – refusing to believe their child has done anything wrong. Japan also has a massive problem with truancy, not in the “going to school and then bunking off” sense that we are familiar with in the UK. The problem is kids simply staying at home and their parents giving in to the refusal of the child to go. Being British I find this unthinkable, as we all know consequences for not adopting that posture are possible arrest for the parent(s) and juvey for the kid. But in Japan it’s all “Aah, he/she’s just a bit weak, it can’t be helped.” or “He/she struggles with the system, the atmosphere doesn’t work for him”. Piece of bad news there then: You’re completely fucked unless you get over it! Seriously. What are you going to do? Live off your parents for ever? Just not go into work? What? These are things you have to do and kids who don’t go to school (and their parents) need to figure this kind of stuff out. It’s not rocket chemistry.

I recall Theo telling me about one of his worse schools where a student once punched an elderly lady teacher during class. The punishment? Having to make a weak verbal apology later in the staff room. Not even in the class in front of the other students. Where is the fucking point? Physical violence met with an insincere private verbal apology? I wonder if Japan’s discipline system has fallen too far too fast. When Mayumi was in school corporal punishment was still allowed, that was only 12 years ago and now they can’t even dish out a lunchtime detention!

I hasten to add as a footnote that this it is not all bad. The majority of places I go have little if any discipline problems and the studnets are very well mannered and a joy to teach. I am impressed by many schools’ ability to lead by example and try to calmly educate the right way of doing things into the students rather than carrot and stick them into it. I also imagine that there are probably more youth culture problems in the UK than Japan, despite the range of punishments availabe to British teachers. Perhaps there is something in that, I wouldn’t like to venture an opinion because I don’t think scapegoating a single entity is going to work frankly – so lets just blame courgettes for now (or zuchini if you have the custom of calling it so), because they are a blight on humanity.



Can I play too?
March 12, 2009, 10:46 am
Filed under: videogames

I really really want to play videogames. I’ve been insatiable of late and have thus limited myself to a maximum of one new game a month for fear of spending all my pocket money on games with the flick of an eyelid. Having gotten a PS3 late in the day it’s left me with a collossal backlog of want to play games along with new releases.

Here’s my top 10:

1. Biohazard 5 (I feel now I have no connection to call it Resident Evil any longer)

2. Call of Duty 4 (old enough that it should be second hand somewhere – but it isn’t)

3. Resistance 2 (loved the first one despite a number of people heralding it as run of the mill)

4. Saints Row 2 (I need something to make up for the treachery of GTA 4)

5. Devil May Cry 4 (Old, but I want to play it despite having skipped 3 entirely)

6. Armored Core 4 (See above)

7. Burnout Paradise (Best racing game ever)

8. Bioshock (I love a good story)

9. Fallout 3 (Love the concept, seems possibly a bit lengthy)

10. Army of Two (The single player seems flawed but the online option seems to have a hardcore base of fans)

MGS4 still doesn’t make the list. I downloaded the demo the other day and played it through, it seems competent in it’s own formulaic way, but having hated both 2 and 3 I’ve lost so much faith in the series that I can’t bring myself to believe that 4 will improve. Yes, it got rave reviews and various sites threw it the game of the year title for ‘08, but 2 and 3 got a similar critical response and they were both turgid.

I like to keep my reputation for never buying a new game without completing the first one, however, Little Big Planet’s single player is frustrating to the point of fury, I’ve progressed nicely through the game and still think the multiplayer is hilarious, yet the single player is, after a certain point, just plain difficult. The lives system means one can spend 20 minutes getting to the end of a tricky level to die at the same  part numerous times and then have to start again.

Street Fighter 4 is still entertaining, yet I never have the sticktoitivness to actually become really good at the game, playing online yields me a win rate of about 1 in 5, so I never really get any decent bonuses and I’m not enough of a maniac to actually practice to become awesome at it. With the arcade mode finished and the challenge mode in part completion I have a feeling that SF4 may become that came that I only break out on the rare occaisions people come by.



Mie kind of town
March 12, 2009, 9:58 am
Filed under: Travel | Tags: , , ,

I apologise for the title.

So we went to Mie prefecture for a weekend to relax and celebrate our first year of wedded bliss. We had a great time, I fully reccomend staying in a Ryokan at least once, it’s so much more comfortable than a hotel, although this is very much reflected in the price. The food was immense and it was wonderful to have it brought to my room by a lackey.

As for the hot spring baths, personally I’ll leave it, weirdly the biggest problem for me is the heat, I think being used to cold climates makes me useless in a hot bath situation. I can stomach around 3 minutes of immersion in hot water before I feel sick. Changing baths to the outdoor bath which I thought might be cooler was no help either, if anything the confusion of a cold head and warm nether regions just made me dizzy. So there we have it, the frigid northlands of England have rendered me with an achilles heel to hot baths.

The biggest plus point on the whole trip was seeing Akame 48 waterfalls, (赤目四十八滝)which was one of the most stunning things I’ve ever seen, certainly the most amazing natural formation I’ve ever seen, the pictures don’t really convey the amazingness of it all, but here they are:

On the second day we went to see Ueno castle, home of the ninjas, I was mostly unimpressed, after one has been to Himeji castle other castles just stop being impressive, ninjas or no.



温泉旅行
March 5, 2009, 9:35 am
Filed under: holiday | Tags: ,

“Onsen Ryokou”

It’s my first one since coming here. I’m headed out to a scenic area of neighbouring Mie-Ken 三重県 to relax at an expensive onsen resort for a night weekend in celebration of our first anniversary. It has to be said that I’m not really a big fan of onsen’s, firstly I find getting naked with a bunch of strangers really weird, secondly (and most importantly) I’m 100% certain that kids piss in the water – and possibly old men – and even if they didn’t there will still be a lot of old man runoff in that water.

People always respond with “Yeah, but it’s no different to going swimming right?” .

Two things:

1) Yes it is. As vile as chlorine is it at least kills germs

2) I don’t go swimming. Ever.

So given that, I have refused to be a regular participant in Japanese bath tradition.

However, this upperclass resort boasts not only amazing facilities but also for those who are willing to pay for it, a private onsen, so in your face world. Private onsen here I come. And possibly regular onsen depending on how amazing it is (it is rumoured to be absurdly special).

I apparently have hayfever too, which is balls as my eyes are red and itchy – I never got hayfever in the UK but for some reason Japanese vegetation hates me right in the face.



Scarier than any 24 plotline.
March 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
Filed under: Weird

Kiefer Sutherland has a twin sister, and it scares the hell out of me for some reason.

sutherland-twins

Tell me that isn’t spooky.



Game of the year
March 3, 2009, 1:20 pm
Filed under: stupidity, videogames | Tags:

This is probably the earliest I’ve ever awarded game of the year, but I just don’t see anyone beating You have to burn the rope.



I’ll have my revenge leap year!
March 3, 2009, 10:09 am
Filed under: General

I barely noticed it swan by, but the first anniversary of my wordpress blog having migrated from the old myspace page has come to pass. I was cheated of an actual anniversary as I made the move on February 29th last year so I can only truly have a blog birthday once every 4 years.

What’s happened? Quite a lot really, I got married, got my wife pregnant, did some stuff and some other shit. Thanks to wordpress’ in-depth statistics tools I can give you the top 3 most read blogs of the year

1 – Papa Bear Entirely predictable I suppose

2 – Idiots and charity This was great, the head of that charity actually replied to my rant and put me to rights.

3 – He knows when you are sleeping Only read so much because John instegated Spamnackt.

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I take it all back
March 2, 2009, 1:34 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

I have probably been among the harsher critics of Jade Goody, but after hearing that she has terminal cervical cancer I suddenly regret it all. I’m not really sure why I feel the need to write this on my blog, I guess to illustrate that it’s easy to criticise people and perhaps I should do it less. There’s probably a deeper meaning, but I’ve no idea how I’m supposed to word it.



Party like it’s on sale for 19.99
March 2, 2009, 1:26 pm
Filed under: Daily life | Tags:

This weekend we all finally got our arses in gear and got around to having that new year/late thanksgiving/house warming/no real reason gathering we’d been planning to have. And. It. Was. Bonzer.

It was bonzer to see everyone, but it was even bonzier to eat something that came as close as knees to a roast dinner, admittedly the balance was a little off, there was a lot of potato and salads and both apple pie and apple crumble but no green veggies etc. but it was all fantastic and the creme de la resistance was James’ immaculately roasted Turkey, which was subime.

turkey

We spent a good few hours spinning yarns, playing videogames and eating our fill. It’s something I miss and possibly took for granted when I lived in the UK in contact with so many others so it was good to actually have people round.

friends

Yaaaar…not a looker among ‘em.