Gaz: Big in Japan


Tipples for cripples
June 6, 2008, 2:06 pm
Filed under: General, Politics, health | Tags: , ,

So apparently reglular inebriation can help stop arthritis according to Sweden. A good stiff two fingers here and there could stop you getting stiff fingers in general. Great news for those of us who are willing to overlook liver, brain, heart damage and increasing risk of various cancers. But what I want to know is how the devil just “asking people” if they drink and have arthritis is much of a test? By the same logic I could probably link love of monkeys to brain tumours if I so wished (taking blood tests to rule out any genetic risk factors). Either way, as a man who has a penchante for the occaisional smattering of the sauce, I’ll take any good news as I can get it.

I’ve added a new string to my bow today, from next week I have to start going to music class. Why? Because they want to sing English songs. I pointed out that if they wanted to sing English songs could they simply not listen to a CD or something? That way at least the singer wouldn’t be appalling. Any idiot can learn how to sing terribly.

Obama won the democratic nomination (about 2 months ago), and now the debate is: “Who should his running partner be?” . Predictably the majority have gone for Hils, but there are plenty of other likely candidates for the presidency that should be given careful thought to before a final decision is made. For me there’s really only one real candidate for the job

EDIT: Wasting time at the office so I made another.